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Tom
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G Am A# Am G
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
G Am A# Am G
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
C A# C
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
F G C D A# G
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka
G Am A# Am G
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
G Am A# Am G
I got a negative number on my SATs
C A# C
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely
considered to be
F G C D A# G9
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France
(enter your own sound effects)
Dm G F G F
People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
G G6
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
G F G(one hit) C7
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week
F G C D
But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
F G C D
They dig my mystique, they say I'm c'est magnifique
F G C C/B C/A# C
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic
F G C D
They love my body odor and my bad toupee
F G C D
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
G C D
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
G C D
In some cafe town in St. Tropez
G C D
It's hard to keep the fans at bay
G A# G A# G C7
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
G A# G A# G C7
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
Hemenene humenene
himenene homenene
A# G A# G
Poodle... poodle...
C A# Gm G7
(play a single G note)
Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
G Am A# C
A few peas short of a casserole
G Am A# C D
A few buttons missing on my remote control
G Am A# C
A few fries short of a happy meal
G Am A# C Dm F G
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
C C# D
Instructions on the heel
C A# G F G
Instructions on the heel
C A# C A#
But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
C A# C A#
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
F C G
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
F F# G F F# G
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!) That's right!
F F# G F F# G
(He's a genius in France, genius in France) You know it!
F F# G C C# D C A# G G6
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)
G Am A# Am G
I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
G Am A# Am G
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
C A# C
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"
F G
I say, "Oui, oui"
F G
That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
F G
"Oui, oui"
F G
He says, "Oui, oui"
C
I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
C F G
Don't know why, mon frere
D# F
But they love me there
A# C
I'm a genius in France
A# C
Yeah, I'm a genius in France
F D# F D#
Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
G F
Gonna make those Frenchies scream
G
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
C7#9 C7#9
Like a fine Renoir (waa), I've got that je me c'est quoi (quoi!)
C7#9
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that je me c'est ...
C Dm
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
C Dm
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
G (single hit)
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow
[snort]
C D
I'm a taco short of a combo plate
F G
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
E F#
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
A B
They like me more than heavy cream
G# A#
When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
C# D#
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
G# F# G# F#
They think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
G# F# C#
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh (haw haw haw haw haw)
C# B
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)
Fm D# D# C#
People in France have lots of attitude
Fm D# D# C#
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
Fm D#
But when they see me, they just come unglued
A#7
They think that I am one happening dude
D
Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
F G C D
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
F G C D
But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle
G A# C D
Entre nous, it's very true
G A# C D
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
G A# C D
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
D# D
How did this happen?
(I don't have a clue)
G(#9) (one hit) A# – G A# - G
Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
G(#9) (one hit) A# C
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
C A# C
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
F F# G C C# D C A# G G6
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
C F G C F G
And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
C F G
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
C F G
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
C F G
Gonna tell the folks back home where they can stick it
C F G
'Cause I'm never goin' back
C F G
I'm never goin' back
C F A
I'm never goin' back
D C D C
The girls back home never gave me a chance
D C D C
But I sho' 'nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
D C A#7
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
A7 (one hit)
But "Great Googily Moogily",
Dm C A# A G F E A
I'm a genius in France
D C D C
Every Frenchie that I meet
D C D C
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
D F G A
Get in line, pucker up! Tout Suite!
(play a single A note)
Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy
D C D C
I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
D C D C
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
D F G A
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
Dm F G A#7
A Dm A Dm
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A Dm A G F Dm
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
C Dm
C Dm
A Dm C Bm A#
Dm/A G Dm/F A/E A D
G Am A# Am G
I'm the biggest dork there is alive
G Am A# Am G
My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35
C A#
And I forgot to mention
C
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention
F G
But the Frenchies think
C D
That my poop don't stink
C D#7
I'm a genius in France
(play a singly G note rapidly)
Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci beaucoup
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