Tom OriginalG#m
Tom
Capo 0
INTRO/RIFF
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VERSE 1
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Who's that waddlin' down the street?
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It's just me 'cause I love to eat
G#m
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham.
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Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
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Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view.
C#m D#
Now my doctor tells me there's just one thing left to do:
CHORUS 1
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Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) throw out the pizza and beer.
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Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) get those jelly donuts out of here.
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Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) it might seem a little severe.
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Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear.
RIFF
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Blow, fatty!
VERSE 2
G#m
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce;
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Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.
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Walked down an alley and I got stuck.
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I got more rolls than a pastry truck.
C#m G#m
When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more.
C#m D#
When I leave a room first I gotta grease the door.
CHORUS 2
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Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) can't have another eclair.
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Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I gotta decrease my derriere.
BDA K
(I'm fairly unsure about these chords)
D# C#m | G#m D# | C#m D# | G#m
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
D# C#m | G#m D# | C#m D# | G#m
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
D# C#m | G#m D# | C#m D# | G#m
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
VERSE 3
(there's not really any chords here, but I think this sounds okay)
G#m
No more pie now. No more creme brulee
D# G#m
Lay off the gravy and souffle
G#m
No french fri-yi-yies now. No ice cream parfait.
D# G#m
Mr. Cheese Nacho; stay away.
C#m G#m
Oh I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt,
C#m D#
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt.
CHORUS 3
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Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) lay off the 3 Musketeers.
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Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) until my big booty disappears.
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Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) I'll eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears.
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Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years
BDA K
D# C#m | G#m D# | C#m D# | G#m
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
D# C#m | G#m D# | C#m D# | G#m
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
D# C#m | G#m D# | C#m D# | G#m
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
OUTRO
G#m
I think I'm about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese.
I need a side order of onion rings and oh, don't forget to super-size that.
Composição: Weird Al Yankovic
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